Pacific Overtones (It's called initiative)

(With considerable apologies to Stephen Sondheim, whose work I admire more than I can properly say.)

Just chatting with Fabian of Bladesharp and somehow ended up with some parodising of Pacific Overtures - very aptly given his interests and current conversion work.  The following will make little sense to those who don't know the show or the song It's Called a Bowler Hat.  But it amused us.

"It's called initiative...

I have no staff.

My rolls are all too low

My honor falls below

The line set by

The DM with a laugh.

I call my dice some silly name ...

Formidable!

It's called initative."